Did he get all that he asked for???

Raj is a friend of mine who was travelling overseas on a job assignment with another set of colleagues to join a few others who were already settled. He was all set, he'd shopped till he dropped, had all the paper works in place, Forex was also in place.. whats next?? Just as he was beginning to think that there's nothing left to do POP pops a mail.


He couldn't believe his eyes, neither his mind... he thought maybe he was hallucinating! how can this be?? may be all those shopping had made him imagine such things... as he confirmed the reality of the same with my forensic examination, I thought this was one topic worth sharing with you all.. so here we go the contents are given below with changed identities.. you see they're afraid if others might write them such mails in the future ;-)


Team,


Rajesh and Rajiv requires the below stuff from India. All together it’s coming around 12-13 Kgs.
We team of 13 people from Hyderabad should be able to do this.
I have randomly distributed the stuff below (Each one not exceeding 1 Kg per person). So please buy the stuff which is against ur name and carry it

• 2 Kg Moong Dhuli                                   Sairam & Bondhuram
• 2 Kg Arhar                                             Rajashekhar & Abhay
• 3 Kg Urad Dhuli                                      Arjun & Abhimanyu
• 1 Kg Chana Daal                                     Hariharan
• 2 Kg Rava                                              Ajay & Gunashekhar
• Masala papad—6 Pks                                Ravishakar
• Priya Non-Veg Curry Masala Paste—10 Pks  Ramesh
• Semiya-1 Kg                                           Raj
• Cloves – 100 GM                                     Vikram
• Elachi -100 GM                                       Ajay

Thanks,
Venu



Oh yeah it did really happen and he did spend ample of time planning over the above matrix. So next time you know someone's travelling... you know how to plan ;-)


And if you ask me if they did get all those things?? well.. you really think so???
Enjoy you weekend darlings!!!

Another wild conversation

:-) this is a continuation to my earlier post. There was this hilarious dialogue from a manager which I overheard say 10 minutes back... I cannot really tell you what went through my mind when I heard that..

Me n the person sitting next to me just gave each other a blank expression and let the meaning of the line, just unfold itself into our own corny minds...


Hi Ms Tania, I have make files and loaded that into the table...
Wonder what make the files where...


.. let me do the sharing and unsharing again (:-D)
unsharing and sharing what?? ;-)


and last but not the least.. the highlight of the call..
I just placed all of your info, only descriptions got changed due to hardness to get valid data


well... I won't tell you what I thought after hearing that.. but you are most welcome to share your thoughts on that one last line... enjoy!!!

Sunday Letter

I told you I was worked up... really worked up.. and tired and I was so mad and angry at the way things were at work and how life's been treating me.. I tried watching that comedy flick to divert my mind..that didn't help either... I didn't sleep the whole of last night.. and you shouted at me for that.. its not my fault... I tried hard.. and I thought maybe I need to relax, as you said maybe am suffering from high BP :-|


So... I shut down the lights, lighted those perfumed candles, dabbed on some aroma oil and lied down.. with my eyes closed.. they say deep breaths help you relax, so I started doing that.. now stop smiling... you're embarrassing me... 


So. like I said I lay there relaxed, and then all of a sudden I saw you&me... US!!! I could see all those breathtaking moments that we spent together... how we always laughed so hard at each other and the silly things we did, how our fingers used to entwine over those long silent walks... how you held me close when we watched the beautiful sun go down.... and yes the first ever time you pinched my ears and punished me for saying something I wasn't supposed to say.. and it did hurt.. remember??? my ears was all red.. wait till I get back at you for this...  All that and more my love....


All of it... was soo perfect... so good... honey I don't really know if we are in a dream or if I'm living my dream... whatever it is.. its beautiful and I wish it remains like this forever.