Wednesday, August 3, 2011 | By: Meety

A letter to a smartphone



I so envy you, you flat faced palm-sized twerp. What is it about you that takes away all her attentions on me? I still remember the day she peeped into my soul and dropped those pebbles of love inside, whispering sweet thoughts of love and life and what not. She said I, and our love will be the most important thing in her life from then on.

Ever since you busted your way into our lives things changed. Gone are those days she used to jump around and pull me out just because she was bored and she had nothing else to do. And she doesn't seem to lose her way at all these days; how I used to love it when I used to guide her whenever she lost her way to places! I always loved to be the one to help her when she was in need and it always made me feel so special. And now, YOU seem to be with her everywhere, every time,  helping her with anything and everything, and now I happen to be someone who needn't bother about it.

How I hate to envision you sleeping besides her, sharing the same pillow, feeling her so close that you can actually get the sweet smell of her. Do you know how it hurts when I know you see her undress in front of the mirror?I hate it when she kisses and strokes you, and holds you too close for even air to pass through, on the pretext of kissing her loved ones. I hate it when she laughs at all the silly gimmicks, of your stupid Talking Tomcat. With you around, she seems to be even networking while we watch movies. She is always so into you... she hardly pays me any attention even when I am talking to her, but with you ,she seems to be all ears deepening and confirming my thoughts that I seem to have taken a backseat in her life.

Well I should be the one to be blamed. Had I not introduced you to her, she would still be my sweet girl, pulling me off and hugging me tight, singing out loud, dancing her heart out, calling me up saying 'Am lost :-('. Playing wii games and watching movies. Well darling, enjoy while you can, cuz I will murder you sometime soon, and I'll see to it that I will never ever introduce her to any of your kinds.

Your end is nearing...


So GOOD BYE AND GET LOST!!!

8 Thought(s):

Insignia said...

That was a good one. But thinking about it seriously; yes we have become slaves to these gadgets. Hijacks our private time and we lose our personal identity

Pythoroshan said...

a) Love the new template.

b) much as i hate to admit it, I'm probably the biggest slave to gadgets in my dept... constantly online and checking/rechecking my facebook/twitter/news updates.

Meety said...

@Insignia : We're sailing in the same boat :P
@Roshan :
a) Thank You!!! Glad you liked it
b) Well..then.. I guess I need to write another letter addressed from wives as well :)

Ugri said...

lol!! Lovely!! Now i understand how deepu feels when i;m into my phone Rofl!!!

Sh@s said...

Ha ha...gadget love :)

Meety said...

@Ugri : Now you know....
@Sh@s : yaah :-)

Shine said...

My cell phone doesn't co-operate with me other than calls n msgs and of course the music. Other wise its another waste piece lying in the corner of my bag :(

Nice Thinking Sig!!Way to go buddy!! :)

Meety said...

You know wat my dear?? in a way its better... believe me its a dirty obsession that can put people off :-\